Racism

I know what you're thinking

 

Yes that is a strange blog title

 

Its something that happens every day in my household

 

And I have proof:

 

All the white ladies always sit on the left and the brown on the right

 

 

Here's my 'whitey's'

 

 

And my 'brownies'

 

 

I haven't given them proper names yet other than 'douchy mcdouche face', 'poo-bum' and 'oi stop trying to eat my feet!'

 

Whatever I name them, it'll be the same name for all of them

 

When I name pets, they die

 

My goldfish are a classic example

 

They have no name, they've stayed alive for well over a year now - yes I'm as shocked as you are!

 

Stayed tuned for my next post where I start my first blog series "What has Becky been up to?"

 

Its exciting stuff!